Remember how I thought my life was going to be boring?

Well. This is what I've got.
1) yesterday morning i got to work to find the rheumatologists in front of the building, one with a camera, the other with a broom. after a second glance i noticed that our pillar in front of the building was collapsing under itself. i asked the camera man what happened and he said said, the white truck happened. i turned around to look at the offending truck. the bumper looked fine. the hood however had a 2'x2' brick square firmly settled in the hood and front windshield. it was exciting. apparently it has happened before. sort of. last time the car went through the front windows and not the pillar.
2) about 2:30 school gets out next door. i may or may not be highly fascinated by the driving range that takes place in the parking lot. (i think it's hilarious to see the kids out of the cars and setting up the orange cones that they just knocked over.) yesterday the excitement did not take place in the driving range. it was in the middle of the road. one of the students rear ended another. it was interesting to see exactly how many students felt the need to congregate until the police arrived. it was a 2 car accident, 3 girls. there were at least 30 kids there. i was amused.
3) my accident was 4 weeks ago yesterday.