Wednesday, October 5, 2011

I should just tweet.

I really don't know much about Twitter other than it seems to be a way to get snippets of thought out into the real world. Anymore, my thought process is more along the lines of tweets rather than blogs, but I refuse to succomb to the vanity that drives one to document their every move to an inane cyber world. Therefore, I blog laundry lists of partially completed thoughts as seen and lived through my eyes (no where near 20/20).

-Due to physiological genius on my part, I managed to roll my ankle last Friday. I spent quite a bit of quality time with the Costco-sized bag of frozen mixed berries and developed a minor dependence on NSAIDs over the weekend. Last night I looked at my foot and actually said, "Huh. I think I'm actually disappointed by the bruising on my foot. I feel like it should be much cooler than it really is."

-Speaking of anatomy, I've been learning about art. Apparantly the head is standard unit of measurment when drawing to keep the body proportionate. I tried it out and discovered that I have no torso. I mean, I have a torso, but it is disproportionate to the rest of my body. My legs and head match each other, but the torso...it's just a little guy.

3 comments:

kp said...

Are you sure you aren't stealing "goods" from work? I MISS YOU TERRIBLY

The Woolley's said...

Tweet is dumb...okay I don't really know much about it either, but from what I gather it sounds dumb. Sorry about the ankle and no good bruising to show for it!

Alissa said...

When I glimpsed at your title of your blog I thought, "Shandy would be good tweeter" Seriously, your thoughts are sometimes random and hilarious or very profound. I like your thoughts but I am not a tweeter either but if you were I would consider joining just to follow you.

You wonderful Shandy dear!

-alissa...sorry if this comes under another account. :)