5 things I learned at the zoo.

1) Elephants have knee caps in their back legs, but not their front.
2) 46 year-old-monkeys are still considered the dominant male even if they can barely walk because of arthritis.
3) The gestational period of a giraffe is 457 days.
4) Camels can go up to 6 months without drinking water, and no-they do not carry water in their humps.
5) Parrots live 70-80 years and will only attach themselves to ONE human.
I know...who really cares? Don't you worry...all this has been filed away in my ridiculously useless information file in my memory bank, right next to the number of packages of kool aid it would take to fill Flaming Gorge Reservoir.